Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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