no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
don't judge my taste in strippers
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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