That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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