so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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