I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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