I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dignity is for republicans.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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