We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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