Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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