Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Who died my cat blue again?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
