You really coming over, don't trick.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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