brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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