yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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