some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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