Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
