carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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