found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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