I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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