it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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