you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
