I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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