You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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