were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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