"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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