HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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