She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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