Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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