Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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