I faked an abortion last night.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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