Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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