Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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