4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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