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3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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(281): View more from Texas

I think about you every night.

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I'm sorry.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"

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(734): View more from Michigan

you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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(760): View more from California

The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation

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(817): View more from Texas

I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

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(952): View more from Minnesota

nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...

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(480): View more from Arizona

Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life

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(330): View more from Ohio

And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets

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