Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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