I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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