Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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