absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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