I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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