I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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