You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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