Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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