So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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