You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm too high and old for this...
My vagina just clenched in fear
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