She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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