i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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