Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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