I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
home. puking in laundry basket.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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