So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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