And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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