So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
