Walk of Shame. In a state park.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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