So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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