I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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