Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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