she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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